Call me, Schoolgirl Alfred

The place you can escape to mentally where only silliness is making forced entry

I Enjoy Dissecting Girls.

Alfred tells the Story of Christmas ----- IF ONLY HE CAN GET IT RIGHT!!!!!!!

Alfred isn't gonna let them chop off his balls just yet. . .

Alfred is a Magic Pimp dog who Destroys da Buildings wit his Leash of Dopeness

u can sex me u can lay me

Jesus has been ressurected into Alfred