Call me, Schoolgirl Alfred

The place you can escape to mentally where only silliness is making forced entry

I Enjoy Dissecting Girls.

Alfred tells the Story of Christmas ----- IF ONLY HE CAN GET IT RIGHT!!!!!!!

Alfred isn't gonna let them chop off his balls just yet. . .

Alfred is a Magic Pimp dog who Destroys da Buildings wit his Leash of Dopeness

u can sex me u can lay me

Jesus has been ressurected into Alfred

Fast Food has a Dictator

How can you escape from yourself?

miao miao gets one regular sandwich.. and nothing else weird happens..

At long last, the entity finally draws near. It's so close I can almost-